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50 Thoughts You Have While Your Mom Does Your Cheer Hair
- Here we go again, Janet.
- Brace yourself for impact.
- Wait. Let me grab a snack first.
- Is it safe to use this much hairspray?
- Of course she forgot her bobby pins. Rookie mistake, girlfriend.
- These new bangs are going to be my downfall.
- I should make a Snapchat documentary of this.
- Ouch.
- Nevermind, just a small tangle. False alarm, everyone.
- Maybe I should listen to her pep talk. It could be good.
- *Nods and smiles*
- Nope, too focused on that bump onย the left that has yet to be addressed.
- Should I say something about the bump?
- I mean sheโs doing the best she can, right? I canโt be too critical.
- Nah, Iโm going to say something.
- โHey mom, can you fix that bump on the left?โ
- That was a mistake. Fall back! Retreat!
- Iโll just sit here quietly on Insta while she teases my hair.
- I canโt wait to Insta my look today once Iโm ready.
- Bring on the teasing and volume.
- Wow great comb-work today, Janet. Impressive.
- Wow, my hair is big.
- I think this adds at least 5 inches to my height.
- Time to curl the ends.
- Okay mom, letโs not be reckless with the curling iron this week.
- Letโs not bring up what happened last week.
- Ouuuuuuuchhhhhhh.
- Too late.
- Beauty is pain. Donโt be sassy.
- Thanks for the ice pack, mom. Good looking out.
- How long have I been sitting here?
- Years have passed.
- โMom, by the time youโre finished, the competition will be over and Iโll be age-eligible for an open team.โ
- Hmmmmโฆ Iโm going to regret that.
- Iโm just going to sit here in shame.
- And eat my snack quietly.
- That comment may have cost me a cup of Dippin’ Dots laterโฆ
- Wow, my hair is starting to shape up. Itโs growing volume by the second.
- I should take a silly Snapchat selfie to cheer her up.
- Worked like a charm.
- Last minute hairspray for the wispies.
- Wow, I look great.
- I should hug her. Why did I ever doubt her? Sheโs amazing.
- Better take a quick picture before it starts to fall.
- 20 โlikesโ already. Thatโs a good sign.
- Wait, is that left bump still present?
- Oh well, my first stunt of the day will wreck this masterpiece anyway.
- Good work today, team.
- โThanks mom! Couldnโt do it without you!โ